Hi guys, I just recently met a hot looking Italian girl who can only speak Italian. I really want to get to know her and go out with her at some point but the problem is I don't know how to speak Italian. I'm really desperate for a solution at this point so I'm about ready to try anything. I recently heard from a reliable souce that if I grow a a mustache I will instantly know how to speak Italian. Is this true? Has anybody tried this before?

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